Meowth, That’s Right!

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[Jessie, James, and Meowth are in their hot-air balloon. In Meowth’s paws is Pikachu, struggling to be free. James and Jessie are doing a little jig.]

Jessie and James

(singing) We caught Pikachu! We caught Pikachu!

Meowth

Meowth! That’s right! And da boss is gonna give us dat huge promotion!

Pikachu

(struggling) Pi! Pika pi chu!

Jessie

It’s no use, little Pikachu! Now that we have you, Team Rocket will rule the world!

Pikachu

(sadly) Pika…

James

You know, now that we have Pikachu…

Meowth

An’ we do!

James

Right, but how is Pikachu supposed to help Team Rocket?

Jessie

I don’t understand.

James

Well, think about it… what’s so special about the twerp’s Pikachu?

Jessie

You know, I don’t remember.

James

Right! And I bet the boss won’t remember either!

Meowth

Well I do! Dat Pikachu is good against Ground-type Pokemon!

James

Oh, right.

Jessie

But so what if it is? James is right. How will a Pikachu good against Ground Pokemon help us?

Meowth

Are you forgettin’ dat da boss is a Ground-type specialist? Dat Pikachu will help him test his Pokemon’s weaknesses!

James

Yeah, for like, five minutes.

Jessie

All of his Pokemon can cause Earthquakes. I doubt little Pikachu can stand up against that.

Meowth

Right, dere’s dat.

(slience)

James

So what now?

Jessie

Maybe… maybe we should just give it back to the twerp.

Pikachu

(happily) Pi pika!

Meowth

We can’t turn our back on da boss!

Pikachu

(sadly) Pika…

James

If the boss is going to destroy this Pikachu just for battle…

Jessie

You’re too soft, James.

James

Well, I’m sorry, but I feel like we’ve gotten to know Pikachu over the years!

Meowth

I don’t feel none too good about it, neither.

Jessie

Oh, Meowth.

Meowth

Look, dere’s a forest down dere dat has loads of Pikachu. Why not just give da boss one of dem?

James

And we return Pikachu to the twerp?

Jessie

And we still get the promotion.

James

Everybody wins!

Meowth

Meowth, that’s right!

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