Sailor Moon Preview Blurb

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This is a parody of those TV spots where Sailor Moon (and later Mini-Moon) talks about the upcoming episode. You’ve been warned.

Use this as a guideline for what the context is.


 

Serena: “Today, Darien eats some noodles!”

Rini: “Whoa! Is there a monster in the noodles?”

Serena: “No, it’s just noodles!”

Rini: “Is there a waitress at a noodle place he visits under attack?”

Serena: “No, it’s just Darien eating noodles. No scary stuff.”

Rini: “Oh. Well, does he eat a lot–”

Serena: “It’s purely 20 minutes of Darien in his civilian clothing eating a normal bowl of noodles.”

Rini: “Well then, I think I’ll change the channel!”

Serena: “Sure, go ahead! The only other programs on are celebrity golf and Dragon Ball Z!”

Rini: “Dragon Ball Z?!”

Serena: “The episodes without Goku.”

Rini: “Who’s golfing?”

Serena: “Tiger Woods.”

Rini: “But he’s famous for golfing!”

Serena: “I know, right?”

Rini: “Who’s he playing?”

Serena: “Someone else famous for golf.”

Rini: “And this is on every channel?!”

Serena: “That or shows of equivalent boredom!”

Rini: “Gosh, the grown-up world sure is tough.”

Serena: “You bet! In the name of the moon, here’s 20 Darien-eating-noodles minutes!”

(Theme music plays, followed by Darien eating noodles for 20 minutes.)

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